winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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