His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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