Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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