I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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