no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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