I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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