I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
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