remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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