Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
