I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
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