so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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