The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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