Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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