You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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