I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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