hell yes lets make some ravioli
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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