at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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