Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
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