Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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