Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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