i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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