Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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