but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
so much tequila, so little girl.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
Randomize
