I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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