no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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