i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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