its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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