I skipped work to stalk him.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Randomize
