found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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