Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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