:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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