that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Even the bartender felt bad for me
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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