Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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