she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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