I wannas sexs uuuuu
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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