Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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