I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
two words...techno handjob
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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