yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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