the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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