I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Less talking, more tequila
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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