Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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