Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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