Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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