...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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