I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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