so that wasnt chicken after all
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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