At least make sure they are 18
Why
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Floor bacon is actually really good
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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