So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
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I need you to use more vowels.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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