my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Farmville is her only friend.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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