I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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