im gay
i know
yea but for you.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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