YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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