either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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