16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Randomize
