Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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