shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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